My Dear Smooth Sir,
I will never forget when you borrowed my razor. This wasn’t just a disposable, cheap razor either; It was one where the blades were changed once dull.
I had left it in the shower, and you spied it. Curiosity got the better of you and you tried it on your face. It seems you were rather taken with it and the closeness of the shave it gave you. The problem was you neglected to tell me that you had used it, so the next time I attempted to shave with it I gave myself a rather nasty cut. I cried out, and you hurried into the bathroom to see what the matter was, only to find my leg a bloody mess.
You were very sheepish when you confessed to using it. I forgave you, and you made it up to me. I’m sure a leg has never been kissed as much as you kissed mine to make the cut heal quickly.
Limb-ly yours,
Darling
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My Dear Hirsute Darling
How could I have caused you such an injury? What callous and thoughtless behaviour on my part.
I am sure I was just being lazy. I needed to shave. Your razor was in close proximity. Viola, problem solved.
To think I damaged a leg, your leg. The very thing I loved to run my hand along from your ankle to your waist. I was, and still am, aghast. No doubt it did provide me with a close shave. It just wasn’t fully equipped to deal with the coarseness of my facial hair.
I still feel more than a little sheepish for doing this. I don’t remember the forgiveness kisses. No doubt they were epic.
Clean Shavenly Yours
From Sir With Love
The Sir Letters 
You ‘don’t’ remember Sir?
I am sure that was a typo!
There were many kisses BP. I truly wish I could remember each individual one. Sadly I cannot. Regards Sir
Just beautiful in a strange way
I think strange is a more than apt description. Thanks for dropping by.
Regards
Sir
Lol! I don’t know if it’s me or the fact that, after hearing your accents and then reading he messages, that I seem to see a flirtatious under tone to each of the letters. I’m far from complaining haha! If you’re wanting to share what happens/happened in the bedroom, from the smallest to the largest detail, with all of us, be my guest. (I’m thinking “I probably shouldn’t have said that right after I said that I’m not complaining” cause it sounds wrong! )
At least you two are able to contain yourself somewhat haha!
-Megs
You should hear Sir on the phone with me, then you’ll think flirtatious!
Good grief Megs, we’ve already shared the bed we broke!!! Want me to confess that Sir called out his own name? Heehee. (He didn’t, but it’s a private joke).
You’re funny.
xox
Darling
Hahaha Darling! Good heavens 😛 I would still like to see you in the innocent light lol. I remember u saying u broke that bed. Always wondered what you two were doing that made it suddenly just…break! Haha but at the same time, I think will refrain from asking as to avoid the mental scarring I may occur. Woah. Okay I need to be in on this private joke!
-Megs
I shall let Sir answer that one. (I’m so laughing here)
I am innocent, until Sir corrupted me. He swears the bed was old anyway. I believe the correct term is vintage. The bed, not Sir. 😉
And I have a hard time believing that mental scarring wouldn’t be the issue here.
So was it weird to hear us read our letters and put voices to the words?
~ Darling
Haha me too! Out loud. 😛 he better answer me. It’s a need to know bases here.
Isn’t that always the case. Us girls are innocent until one man comes into our lives and corrupts us haha. Lol!!! He isn’t vintage? Are u sure? 😛 I kid 🙂 of course.
Lol! It would too. What else would be the issue?
Oh it was but in a great way 🙂 I loved it! Is that really your voices?
-Megs
Yes those are really our voices.
Sir is watching our communication. He’s going to pounce any moment. Teehee.
I just love that man.
~D
Haha! Uh oh. This is gonna be fun.
And I love your voices 🙂 his is so deep as most girls like it, and yours is..sweet and alluring (meant in the least creepiest way possible) haha
Megs
Sir just called me stupid. I am dying laughing here.
He thinks he can refrain. He’s delusional.
~D
Haha! Oh Darling. Why are you ‘stupid’?
And I’m waiting for his reply…he won’t be able to refrain for long 😛
-Megs
He was actually referring to a draft he was replying to. I had the word “Stupid” in the title, so when he was finished he typed, “Go read stupid.”
It was rather funny.
~ D
Ahh how cute :)!
-Megs
Megs I am not entirely sure that is at all possible now. Darling has not been innocent since she stole my heart. I have answered your private joke query below.
Regards
Sir
I cannot see the notifications to the other comments 😦
Try refreshing.
~ D
I have done so many times. I only see these three moments notifications
Go to the page and refresh the actual page instead of relying on the notifications.
~D
Awww I love you my Sir.
xox ~ D
You will have to read the comments from top to bottom I’m sorry Megs. We only have a maximum of five comments to a tree Just click on or refresh the post.
Regards
Sir
Megs, she seduced me! I was the innocent. I was just a provincial lad from some Australian backwater. She showed me the ways of the world.
Regards
Sir
OMG. It’s not nice to lie in public.
~D
The joke, dear Megs, is the switching of our online identities in a Yahoo chat room. As we were posing as each other I hypothesised that I could now call out my own name in the throws of passion. Darling has never let me live it down.
Regards
Sir
I can attest that he never did it real life, Megs, but I’m sure he thought it.
xox Sir
~ D
Oh I see them now! 🙂 I think that Darlin can be very seductive 😛 but you’re probably equally just as bad, if not worse. Haha! And I’d hope you wouldn’t scream your own name whilst in bed, Sir. That would just be weird. Women are romantic. Men are more so the sexy talk. Combine the toe and you have a sexual explosion 😛
-Megs
I am laughing here quite a lot Megs
Regards
Sir
Haha why is that?
-Megs
Well my Darling planted the seed that I may actually do just that and you have taken the ball and run with it. Her work here, as they say, is done. In regards to the talk (either sexy or romantic) Darling gets whatever she wants….smiles.
Regards
Sir
Haha! She’s a devious little one isn’t she? You love it though.
Siiiiir! (Said in complaining voice) I’d rather not have the visual thanks 😛 sheesh
-Megs
Toes can be sensual too. Don’t discount the toes, Megs. 😉
~ D
Hahaha oh no 😛 I can see where this is going. . .
Actually Sir is one damn romantic man. Just sayin’.
~D
Gosh! I’m jealous. There aren’t many men who are romantic so he’s a keeper 😉 and I just read my typo in the comment above…had me laughing so hard! 😀 -Megs
I’ve always thought Sir was a keeper. I never gave him away. 😦
~ D
Yet you both have each other now, romantically or not. 🙂 I know your heart longs for more though. It always will.
I daresay you are correct.
It’s weird, and magical, and sweet, and scary, and everything wrapped into one massive unusual ball.
~ D
Exactly. So you live in other countries. That one tiny obstacle you have to overcome in order to receive something truly great! What’s really stopping you from physically being eight each other?
That is not an easy question to answer.
~ D
Well..if you’d like to tell me, you could. Others, it’s okay 🙂 it’s not really my business.
-Megs
Otherwise*
Megs, there are a number of reasons why we can’t be together. Neither of us really feels at liberty to reveal them now I am sorry to say. If we actually manage to end up together I will shout it from the rooftops, of that I can assure you. If we end getting married I will send you an invite to the ceremony.
Regards
Sir
The two* silly typos
I should warn you that Darling is a grammar and spelling Nazi. Be afraid, be very afraid….rofl.
Regards
Sir
Oh no. I’m sure she will be kind and excuse my tying errors :$
-Megs
While ever you remain as her ally she will forgive you a multitude of sins.
Regards
Sir
I will always try my best to be on her good side, while meaning everything I say. You still have to win me over haha 😛
Are you on my good side, Sir? *raises eyebrow*
I think you have ulterior motives. Heh.
xox
D
I am sweet and demure, Sir. I am shocked, shocked I say.
~your Darling
I don’t doubt that one 🙂 shame on you Sir!
I keep him guessing. It’s all I got.
😀
~ D
It adds to the thrill of it all 🙂 haha
-Megs
Megs! I am crestfallen, inconsolable, disconsolate. I will try harder.
Regards
Sir
*coughs BS coughs*
~D
I know he is merely playing the sympathy card here haha
Aw you’re not that bad! 🙂 don’t worry your wee cotton socks. -Megs
All right you two. This pseudo Cinderella has turned back into a pumpkin, and I need my ugly sleep.
Feel free to carry on without me. Sir is always bravest when not under my microscope.
Goodnight Megs.
Goodnight my Sir.
xox
Darling