Porn Star Name

Dear Heroic Sir,

I just wanted to write briefly to let you know how proud I am of you. I have always been aware of your many talents, and you have numerous ones both personally and professionally. I love that you’re an educated man.

I know you’re presently under a lot of stress trying to save a company. It’s what you do. It’s what you’re good at. That’s why you’re a wanted man. You’re a shrewd businessman, but you’re also honest. I admire your professional integrity.

Remember that I support and love you unconditionally. I told you that I would make you a cape, but only if you wear it alone with nothing else. Just for me.

Adroitly yours,

Darling

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My Flattering Darling

You do me a great kindness with your words. I think you give me more credit that I deserve, but that only serves to make me love you more.

My new job has been sheer madness. As you know I took a position on a board to help save a company. After a little bright scrutiny, its CEO abruptly resigned. Amongst much accusation and acrimony I took on his job. It was both unexpected and unplanned. The place is a financial mess that needs remedial care and attention. I have taken some bold steps to either trade it out of the quagmire it is in or merge it with a larger competitor. It devours my time and attention.

As for the cape, well I appreciate your faith in my abilities. Time will tell if it is well founded. I will wear a cape and nothing more if that’s what you desire. I think (insert a self mocking tone at this point) I will need a “super hero” name however. I remember playing a game with friends where you take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived in, joined them together and that became your “porn star name.”  Mine became Monty Excelsior and I can see that on the opening credits even now.

I think maybe for your “super hero name” you should use your favourite colour then your favourite weapon. Making my super hero name “The Purple Magnum”. What do you think?

Comically Yours

From Sir With Love

©2014 Darling and Sir

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21 comments on “Porn Star Name

  1. Maria says:

    Love this post ~ Pussycat Desoto (honestly, first pet/street)

  2. Hmm interesting. But I guess it only works for people with English origin. 🙂

  3. Miranda says:

    So sweet those words of encouragement!

    My “super hero” name via the color/weapon way would be “Purple Archery Bow” – not real thrilling. Via the pet/street method it’s “Bandit Schumacher” – at least there is a lure of mystery!

  4. Mine would be via pet/street: Snickers Noble…….odd really haha.
    And via color/weapon it would be Purple M4. I personally like the second one best.

  5. Hi Erin

    I think Snickers Noble would get some interest. You are right about liking Purple M4, she would kick some serious butt!

    Regards
    Sir

  6. This is too precious for words! I have this crazy obsession for the love letters between Anais Nin and Henry Miller…how reminiscent of them:) A delight to step into the world of Darling and Sir:) Both of you have a lovely knack for bringing romance to the fore instead of the common vulgar in the world today:)

    Most Warmly,
    Nirvani

  7. I’m looking forward to reading more of your correspondence. This could make a very good novel. ~ Dennis

    • Hi Dennis

      Its funny you should say that. I was only speaking to Darling the other day about printing this all out an seeing how it reads as a story in epistolary novel form.

      My reference point being the 18th century French work “Les Liaisons dangereuses”, authored by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos and made into that delicious film “Dangerous Liaisons” starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Glenn Close, Uma Thurman, Keanu Reeves and the incomparable John Malkovich.

      That all sounds quite pretentious I know but no one was ever hurt by just aspiring to greatness.

      Sadly as we are living this in real time and don’t actually have an ending yet. It may very well remain a pipe dream.

      Thanks for dropping by and for your comment.

      Regards
      Sir

  8. I like this one, so comical and endearing all as well. I’d like to put in my two cents on the names if you don’t mind 🙂 1st pet/ street name = Kika Stepney St. lol (very odd). Fave Color/ weapon = Blue Machete 😛

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