My Dearest Amusing Sir,
I still remember your first joke to me. Well I thought it was a pick-up line, but we’ll call it a joke here.
Sir: You look like you have a little Aussie in you.
Darling: Umm no.
Sir: Well do you want some?
Then you laughed hysterically while I heard in my head “Ba-da-bing.”
My Bemused Darling
I cringe to see those words on the page, they appear so coarse. I can’t however deny them as the first time I visited your country (and long before I knew you) I used them to great affect.
I do have a penchant for shocking, I take a sly pleasure in moving people out of their comfort zone and watching them react.
I like to hide any pretense of refinement and learning and see what level of bigotry and poor behaviour is on offer.
I am sure I just said it to shock you.
My work here is done.
You Will Always be My Darling
From Sir With Love
©2014 Darling and Sir