Toe-May-Toe or Toe-Mah-Toe

My Dear Verbose Sir,

Apparently I talk funny my love.

Once when we dined out, I ordered scallops,  in my damn Yankee speak, as an hors d’oeuvre. The waiter brought us our appetizers and placed a salad before me. He noticed the confusion on my face and asked if the salad wasn’t to my liking. I told him the salad looked great, but it wasn’t what I ordered. You informed him that I had ordered scallops in your proper Australian accent. The waiter sheepishly stated that he thought I said ‘salad.’ I suppose it was easier for him to guess what I said instead of asking for clarification from the Australian man sitting across from me. Or maybe it was a pride thing?

You thought it was hysterical. We both laughed, and it’s a great memory for us now. This wasn’t the only faux pas that happened to us during our many dining experiences, but I will save them for another letter. Suffice it to say I still like scallops and salad. I’m versatile that way.

Hungrily yours,

Darling

This is not a salad.

This is not a salad.

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My Ravenous Darling

You have nothing like a damn Yankee accent. In fact I would be hard pressed to establish what region you hail from based on your accent alone. I am sure your speech patterns have a very proper name, something like “North American uninflected” or other such guff. I have no idea what it’s really called but it is certainly not southern and definitely not Yankee.

I fear the problem came when you said out loud “scallops.” Here in Australia it is pronounced with a soft “a” whereas your pronunciation was much harder. Therefore to his tender ears it would have sounded like “scallops” with the “cal” part sounding the same as it would in “California,” whereas here in Australia the “a” is pronounced as an “o.” The “cal” sounds the same as it would in “collar.” Therefore to represent it phonetically it would read “scollops.” To his delicate hearing it sounded closer to “salad” than “scallops.”

Clearly you had an issue with seafood while you were here my love. Between the oysters and the scallops our culinary world was rising up against you. I know you prevailed, however you even lived to tell the tale.

Epicureaningly Yours

From Sir With Love

©2014  Darling and Sir

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5 comments on “Toe-May-Toe or Toe-Mah-Toe

  1. wingedprisms says:

    hahaha – you two are funny. I’ve missed you – am I not seeing as many posts?
    BTW – I’m a Jersey girl – a softer Jersey Girl with a softer Jersey accent – but scallops (as in California) with the accent heavy on the scal – hahaha – now I want some and I think they are iffy in Missouri.
    Glad to see you two.

    • Hi Cate,

      It’s nice to be missed. And you are correct, we’ve been slacking on our letters. Hopefully we can remedy that and do better in the future. Life has a funny way of demanding attention. Love that you have an accent and own it proudly. Heh.

      As always, it’s nice to see you too Cate.

      ~ Darling

  2. tiandahclue says:

    So funny so sweet so great

  3. […] stated in a previous letter, I ordered an appetizer in my ‘Ah-mer-i-cun’ speak. My scallops morphed into a salad much to my […]

  4. Oh for the record, it is “Toe-Mah-To”. So there…

    God save the Queen.

    🙂 BP

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