Dear Sir,
I accused you of being twitterpated, but you didn’t know what it meant. It made me giggle. You had to Google it. After finding out the definition, you agreed with me, of course.
You really need to educate yourself on the latest love lingo, but my dear Sir I seriously have a soft spot for you.
Twitterpatingly,
Darling
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Dear Darling
I feel nothing but sweetness and light when I hear you accuse me of being twitterpated. It does however gall me to no end that I did indeed have to Google it. As for the latest lingo of love? My love is stuck in a time vortex and I am constantly in early 1999. Therefore I have little need for such contemporary verbosities.
While I agree, endorse and adore the sentiment as a word, it still sounds like someone who is constipated in 140 characters or less!
Yours Most Amorously
From Sir With Love
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